SHAKESPEARE IN 2024 OMG
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SHAKESPEARE IN 2024 OMG.
Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience.
Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet.
Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S.
Act I: ryhicfweburf.
Scene I: wekrg3w7er6yg3ciwher3w8iyerhde.
[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]
Hamlet:
You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward!
You are as stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave hero and thyself!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a codpiece! Speak your mind!
Romeo:
You are as brave as the sum of myself and a codpiece!
Hamlet:
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a bad bad codpiece! Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave brave brave brave hero! Speak your mind!
Romeo:
Speak your mind!
[Exit Romeo]
Scene II: Hi.
[Enter Juliet]
Hamlet:
You brave hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave brave brave brave hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave brave brave brave brave hero! Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave hero! Speak your mind!
[Exit Juliet]
Scene III: m.
[Enter Ophelia]
Hamlet:
You hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave brave brave hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave brave brave brave hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave brave brave brave brave hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave brave brave brave brave brave hero! Speak your mind!
[Exit Ophelia]
Scene IV: i.
[Enter Juliet]
Hamlet:
You hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave brave brave hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave brave brave brave brave brave hero! Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave brave hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave brave brave brave hero! Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave brave hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave brave brave hero! Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a big big big big big coward!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a big big big big coward!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a big big big coward!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a big big coward! Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave brave hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave brave brave brave brave hero! Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a coward!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a big coward!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a big big big big big coward! Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave brave hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave brave brave hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave brave brave brave brave hero! Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a big big coward!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a big big big coward! Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave brave hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave brave brave brave hero! Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a big big big coward!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a big big big big big coward! Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave brave brave hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave brave brave brave brave hero! Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a big coward!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a big big coward!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a big big big big big coward! Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a big big big big coward! Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave brave brave hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave brave brave brave hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave brave brave brave brave hero! Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a coward!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a big big coward!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a big big big coward!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a big big big big coward!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a big big big big big coward! Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a hero! Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave brave hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave brave brave hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave brave brave brave hero! Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave hero!
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave brave brave brave hero! Speak your mind!
[Exit Juliet]
Scene V: Bye.
[Enter Ophelia]
Hamlet:
You are as brave as the sum of thyself and a brave hero! Speak your mind!
[Exit Ophelia]
[Exeunt]
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